Turku Medieval Fair 2013

Since T. K. Trian has also dabbled in some medieval type of fantasy in the past, we decided to make a little excursion to Finland’s old capital, Turku, and visit a three-day Medieval Fair held in the historical center of this old trade city.

While one can do a load of research at home for their writing, in the end nothing really beats the real thing. Unfortunately the absence of time travel technology limits our choices, but Turku Medieval Fair definitely didn’t leave us cold.

We arrived to Turku on June 28th and decided to spend the evening browsing the stands at the fair, leaving the jousting show and a museum tour for the next day.

Here’s a little pictorama of the two days:



There were some amazing foods sold at the fair; roasted nuts, caramelized apples, strips of meat straight from a whole pig, lollipops, salmiak, licorice, bratwurst-cabbage wraps, rye bread made by monks. and of course, beverages such as mead and beer. You really didn’t have to go hungry while adventuring around the market area (which was huge, spanning over a historical marketsquare, a park, and two riversides. Here are some pictures of the delicacies.

Caramel Apples. These were amazing!

T. Trian’s cinnamon lollipop

I haz noms! CHOMP!

Cabbage wrap. So delicious.



We also got to see fair folk at their medieval-type tasks. Of course the blacksmiths were most interesting to us, as we have a blacksmith character in our fantasy story, Red Bricks and Black Leather. It was a great opportunity to ask about making an armor and weapons, how long it would take, and so on. Hearing all this straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak, makes this type of research a lot of fun, and you get to meet new people too.

Blacksmiths at work. We met at least four, and they were all metalheads. Go figure.

But there were also soap makers (like in the Clutch song), bakers, washers, tanners, bow makers, painters, musicians… so many talents, so little time to acquaint oneself with them all. It would have been lovely to buy a bow, but they sure were expensive. We did buy a nifty dagger though!


The namesake of our latest fantasy story, the Reaver.












The Joust

This was possibly the most interesting event of the fair. We both adore horses, so the jousting show was nothing short of exciting, hence we also have a lot of pictures from there. But look at these animals, aren’t they majestic? And the skill level of the riders was also impressive. This is definitely something we’d love to try out ourselves someday! We are going riding next weekend (no mounted combat though) and instead of chargers, we’ll ride Icelandic horses!

The only female rider didn’t participate in this. Perhaps the lance was too heavy?

… but she was one fearless rider nonetheless. And isn’t that horse just the quintessential white steed of a noble knight?

This pair was fierce!

They had to hit this little pole with a lance from a gallop. And many of them did. What a feat!

Every horse and rider (4 of them in total) also carried a banner. This bay horse was the biggest of them. Don’t they just look majestic?

They even rode through a fire gate. Imagine training those horses not to fear fire. Wowzers!

Here you can really see what marvellous clothing and gear they carried. After the show she told us the armor weighed over 20kg / 45lbs. Wonder how comfortable it is to wear for long times…

The Fast & the Furious: Medieval Edition

After the show, the riders answered questions and let the audience pet the horses. Nobody died, but the mount in blue won 🙂

Naturally any event with combat has to have capable physicians to tend to the wounded.



Speaking of physicians, we also learned a bunch of new things about medieval medicine (as well as what was believed useful up until the early 20th century). You rid the body of evil to cure just about any ailment. You can do it in a number of ways.

1. First these lovely guys (historically. These two were actually girls) will examine you…


The black robes and bone-white beaks were particularly reassuring.

2. … by pinching your nipple to discover what was ailing you…


“Does it hurt when I do this?”

3. … then get rid of the bad blood. Because everyone knows bloodloss is healthy.


They used instruments like these or…

… big-ass leeches.

4. Unfortunately we don’t have a picture of the syringe, but to round up the treatment, the patient was lastly purged with a hefty enema. Got a headache? Let blood and have an enema. Got fever? Let blood and have an enema. Got indigestion? Let blood and have an enema. Got the plague? Let blood and have an enema. Got beheaded? Let blood and have an enema. There was nothing this combination couldn’t cure. The wonders of science…

Well, let’s wrap up this report from the comfort of a park bench. It’s time to return to writing with the help of newfound insight and knowledge of the ways of the days of yore. Godspeed to all ye faithful!

T. K. Trian


School’s Out, Summer’s Here!

By K. Trian

Oh happy day. Yesterday I handed in my last school assignment (I know it’s crap, but as long as I pass the course), today the sun is shining, and it’s warm like in the Mediterranean (Finnish summers usually equal lots of rain and mosquitoes).

We also made some progress yesterday with the revision of our WIP, Solus. Took big chunks of boringness and fluff out and fought a little over how women react when there’s another naked lady in the room who isn’t supposed to be naked (I still hold women are so accustomed in the existence of boobs they wouldn’t make a big deal out of someone else’s, though, of course, individual variation is entirely possible).

I was messing with balloons before the event. I work part-time at DHL.

I was messing with balloons before the event. I work part-time at DHL.

I’m also pretty stoked ‘cause I ran 10K last Sunday in a women’s only running event Naisten Kymppi. Thanks, DHL, my part-time workplace for paying the entrance fee! 51 min isn’t much to brag about, but I had fun, and that’s the important thing. T. Trian participated in StadiCup 2013 match 2 (SSG), practical pistol shooting, on Wednesday. Their squad didn’t win medals this time, but, again, the important thing is to have fun.

I’m really looking forward to June. We’re planning a road trip to Turku to attend a big Medieval Fair, Keskiaikaiset markkinat., which is going to be so sweet! If only we didn’t have so much work, we could really enjoy the summer, the nightless nights, the warmth, the mosquitoes… Oh well, gotta put the bread on the table somehow, and find time to enjoy the sun and writing. Maybe we’ll finish the revisions for Solus during the summer, ‘cause that’d be awesome.

Have a sunny day everyone and feel free to share your summer plans (or, if your side of the planet isn’t in the summer mode… share something else :D)

Mom's West-Siberian laika, Nora, loves playing in the lake.

Mom’s West-Siberian laika, Nora, loves playing in the lake.